What is My Nickname?

It appears I have a nickname. I am now shall be known as Zach "So Fein" Stein (I believe that is how it was meant to be read.

I would like to thank everyone for their input, especially Patrick N.

The final list of accepted submissions is below:

• "Stephen Colbert" from Josh L. - Brilliant
• "Zach Attack" from Dean K. - We can do better than that, seriously!
• "Jumping Jew" from Vasili D. - Everybody loves alliteration
• "Z-Fine" from Vasili D. - Props for the multiple submissions already
• "Zachary Daiquiri" from Matt S. - Rhyming is... well I fail at rhyming
• "Strawberry" from Keith B. - Nice play on the Daiquiri post
• "Stretch" from Keith B. - If we are saying things I dislike doing
• "Sev-Deuce" from Keith B. - I like the idea of working with the number
• "So Fein" from Patrick N. - I think we are finally on the right track (and yes it is pronounced like Fine)
• "Zachtastic/Zachalicious" from Zach W. - 2 very similar submissions so I say it is only 1
• "Big Matza" from Ron B. - Might work better if I were actually big
• "Jewish Jordan" from Matt R. - That is Tamir Goodman
• "The UnBeasley" from Luke A. - I would prefer not to be thought of as the antithesis of someone
• "The Lucky Latka" from Jimmy M. - We will check on the luck on June 26
• "The Hamentashen Homeboy" from Jimmy M. - Mmm... Hamentashen
• "The Whirling Dreidel" from Jimmy M. - I never knew what a dervish was anyway
• "The Heeb with Hops" from Jimmy M. - Except for the lack of hops
• "The Dunking Dreidel" from Jimmy M. - How many names with dreidel can we make?
• "Shvitzing" from Jimmy M. - Simply amazing
• "Ice Pack Zach" from Kevin K. - Well I do cool off any hot streak
• "Foul Line Feinstein" from Kevin K. - "That rhyming dictionary is paying for itself... Wait, no it isn't..." thanks for the quip as well
• "Jewish Juggernaut" from Graig M. - No, that is the Golem
• "Light Whitening" from Dan T. - I am light and white, so this works
• "Half-Man Half-a-Bagel" from Dan T. - I do enjoy bagels, but I am not yet 1/2 bagel
• "The Hebrew Hammer" from John C. - Great Reference
• "The Hassidic Homeboy" from Bret V. - I sense a theme coming from these nicknames
• "White Gelt" from Bret V. - "JWill is white chocolate, now we have White Gelt, the next great Jewish pg." thanks for the quip as well
• "Feiny the Heimy" from Bret V. - I've got nothing for this one
• "The Big Heeb" from Bret V. - Except for the the whole 5'8" 130lbs
• "The Magical Mensch" from Bret V. - "So Jewish it makes me scream oy!" thanks for the quip as well
• "The Sparkling Manischewitz" from Bret V. - As if regular Manischewitz wasn't bad enough
• "Jum Ping Ju" from Bill J. - Nice combo of Chinese and English
• "Z-Dog" from Alex K. - Lack of originality
• "The Shifty Shofar" from Bret V. - I'm not shifty or a ram's horn
• "The Macaroon Mensch" from Bret V. - It's not like Feinstein sounds Jewish
• "Pro-Zach" from Dan B. - Clever play on pharmaceuticals
• "The Humble Haftorah" from Bret V. - Please, enough with the Jewish alliteration
• "Jewish Alliteration" from Dan B. - Quick to pick up on that last quip
• "FeinTime" from Justin Tyler O. - Well at least it wasn't Jewish alliteration
• "Feinkenstein" from Jevin R. - I am the equivalent of multiple players stitched together
• "Zachie Chan" from Drew W. - I like where your head is at Drew
• "Hack-A-Zach" from Jerry L. - I'd rather not be killed playing basketball
• "The Mohel" from Matt S. - Not particularly a job I would want
• "The Melon Baller" from Tate L. - Would probably work better if I ate more watermelon (it is tasty)
• "Wash U Jew" from Paul K. - You may be unaware, but that's fairly repetitive
• "Zach Man Do" from Paul K. - Not "ZachMan Jones"?
• "Mazel-tuff" from Paul K. - Mazel Tov!
• "Tenacious Z" from Paul K. - In the Pick of Zestiny
• "Z-Fense" from Paul K. - Would that consist of neither Offense or Defense?
• "Flagrant Fein" from Paul K. - Might be more suitable for someone who fouls more often
• "Undraftable" from Paul K. - Let's hope not
• "The Hypothesis" from Paul K. - Conclusions for this experiment show that yes anyone can declare for the NBA
• "The Proof" from Paul K. - I'm in the pudding?
• "Foul-Out Feinstein" from David B. - That would imply I am on the court long enough to foul out
• "Flyin' Feinstein" from Justin S. - When on a plane
• "Zachenstein" from Mary W. - Is this our first contribution from a female?
• "Underdunk" from Richard S. - Can an orthodontist fix that?
• "The Circumcisor" from Aaron V. - {See "The Mohel"}
• "Hebrew Chocolate" from Brian T. - "There was a white guy in the rec league at CNN who was given this nickname." Does this mean I'll get on CNN?
• "The Ragin' Caucasian" from Scott D. - Does this mean I'm more "Ragin" than James Carville?
• "Butternut Squash" from Stav R.(?) - I don't really understand where this one is coming from, but sure
• "Smorgasbord" from Michael P. - Just not feeling this one
• "Bojangles" from Michael P. - I feel this could apply to anyone
• "Flying Jew" from Mike G. - {See "Flyin' Feinstein"}
• "Fein Dunk" from Mike G. - If only I could actually dunk
• "Zacha! Zacha! Zachaunnggga!" from Howie S. - We are supposed to think of a chain saw when pronouncing it.
• "I'll Cut Jew!" from Ellen C. - No, I really won't
• "White Men Can't Jew" from March K. - Most Jews I know are White
• "Feinstein Mop Up Duty Time" from March K. - If Swiffer wants to give me an endorsement we could make a mean infomercial
• "Vanilla Latte" from Chance H. - But I rarely have any beverages with caffeine
• "The Chai Flyer" from Jon B. - Quite clever
• "Wiles" from Sumana H. - I like it, but it might not work since announcers have know idea who Andrew Wiles is
• "Trombones" from Sumana H. - I think this is the first reference to #72 (Edit: I guess not, I dropped the ball on this 1)
• "The Quizmaster/The Webmaster" from Sumana H. - I like where your head is at
• "Feinstein the Dream" from Ben L. - Would that put me on the Dream Team
• "Kosha Killa" from Kevin G. - So I kill those who keep Kosher?
• "Panic Attack Zach" from James C. - Let's not remind the GMs that this could be a likely situation
• "Punch Line" from James C. - My game certainly is a big joke
• "Zachille Koshermeal" from James C. - "Had to jump on the bandwagon with this one" my thoughts exactly
• "Dr. FrankFeinstein" from Toni M. - Will I be making a monster who can play basketball?
• "Smallocaust" from Hugh C. - Too soon
• "Z-Funk" from John M. - George Clinton and the Zarliament-Funkadelic
• "Hogswoggle" from Justin K. - I want to know what algorithm NBA.com is using
• "The Feinal Countdown" from David K. - Clever, quite clever
• "Pipsqueak" from Courtney B. - "CNN used it first" Was I mentioned on CNN?
• "Ground/His Groundness" from Courtney B. - Arrr I be a landlubber
• "Feintastic" from Kevin G. - "Not very creative, but oh well" Couldn't have said it better myself
• "The Dude" from Arturo H. - I'm not Jeff Bridges, but thanks
• "Systematic" from Arturo H. - Yep, I systematically miss shots
• "Feinswer" from Arturo H. - I'm liking these modifications of "The Answer"
• "Shaq-eizel" from Jeff G. - 2nd comparison to Shaq {see "Hack-A-Zach"}
• "The Natural" from Ben S. - Naturally bad that is
• "The Living Loophole" from Ben S. - Did I create a paradox that might destroy the universe?
• "White Lightning" from David X. - {see "Light Whitening"}
• "Moishe Malone" from David G. - It is kind of catchy
• "Ballocaust" from David G. - {see "Smallocaust"}
• "At Least it's not a Large Fine" from Yasho L. - I prefer never to be fined, but that's just me
• "The Gefilte Swish" from Jason H. - I could go for some of that right about now
• "Jewbacca" from HDYSR (bah, even your email address gave no clue to your name) - no quip for you
• "Siete-Dos" from Jon B. - I need to work on my end zone routines
• "Sheva-Shtayim" from Jon B. - Or "72 in Hebrew"
• "G-Brew" from Jon B. - "Going along with the NBA thug movement"
• "DoctorLawyer Z" from Paul L. - I at least got a good laugh out of this one
• "The Hebrew Highlight Reel" from Jon B. - It would not be a very interesting highlight reel
• "El Gran" from Sergio C. - This means a lot coming from a fellow webmaster
• "Kosher For Crossover" from David G. - Luckily "Crossover" is a holiday that involves fasting
• "Sir Bricks-A-Lot" from Jeremy J. - Yay, I've been knighted
• "Einstein Feinstein" from Jeremy J. - I'm just 1 letter off from being an Einstein
• "Fein-ly Time" from Jeremy J. - It is finally time for what?
• "The Matzah Baller" from Jon B. - Am I known for making good soup?
• "The Chai-lander" from Jon B. - Fairly clever
• "The Jerusalem Jammer" from Jon B. - I have not been to Jerusalem
• "The 'Is-Real' Deal" from Jon B. - The last submission